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Things not to do in a vet's office...
Or at least one thing. I may try to list other actual helpful tips, but this one might entertain people.
So, to all potential clients, please heed this simple rule: Keep your clothes on.
Really, that's it. Just stop stripping in the exam room. I'm sure that the mastectomy scar or the appendix surgery scar or whatever other scar you want to show me is really neat. I'm glad you have some medical knowledge that will help us communicate. But for the love of all that's holy, just keep your shirt and pants on. Please. Also, telling me that whatever surgery you had "really changed" you mentally/physically isn't necessary when you're stripping for me. I figured that out.
The fact that I am almost at the point where I need to use my toes as well as my fingers to count stripping clients is simultaneously amusing and distressing.
Or at least one thing. I may try to list other actual helpful tips, but this one might entertain people.
So, to all potential clients, please heed this simple rule: Keep your clothes on.
Really, that's it. Just stop stripping in the exam room. I'm sure that the mastectomy scar or the appendix surgery scar or whatever other scar you want to show me is really neat. I'm glad you have some medical knowledge that will help us communicate. But for the love of all that's holy, just keep your shirt and pants on. Please. Also, telling me that whatever surgery you had "really changed" you mentally/physically isn't necessary when you're stripping for me. I figured that out.
The fact that I am almost at the point where I need to use my toes as well as my fingers to count stripping clients is simultaneously amusing and distressing.
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"I'm just here to take care of your dog/cat/pet, sir, puts your pants back on."
Somehow I want to work this into a fic, I really do.
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