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Note to self: when examining a cat's mouth, use the tongue depressor, not your finger.

You had the tongue depressor in the cat's mouth.  Why did you decide to use your finger to move the tongue, self?  You deserve what happened.

But really, kitty, did you have to bite my middle finger?  Do you know how much cat bites bleed and swell and how sore they get?  This is going to be awkward for a few days...